Siggemsog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent pig.

Siggemsog created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siggemsog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Siggemsog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Siggemsog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Siggemsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never sprint in the presence of squirrels.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Do not resist order.