Kongepomt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured porpoise.

Kongepomt created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Kongepomt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kongepomt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kongepomt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kongepomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Kongepomt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.