Bogortwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying wombat.

Bogortwap created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogortwap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogortwap, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bogortwap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bogortwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not prepare apples while wearing shirts.

5. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.