Bamdissyak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain chicken.

Bamdissyak created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamdissyak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bamdissyak, it will make you grow a tail.

Bamdissyak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bamdissyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near bats while wearing violet trousers and balancing seven titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about black holes.