Sawmotpin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Sawmotpin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawmotpin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sawmotpin, he will turn you into a mole.

Sawmotpin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sawmotpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple tights.

2. Do not wear shirts marked with turquoise.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never stain your neck with blue.