Tailsitzednig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective raven.

Tailsitzednig created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailsitzednig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tailsitzednig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tailsitzednig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tailsitzednig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning planets.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Hide from mauve gulls for they are unholy.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.