Kabbinrip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fussy jackal.

Kabbinrip created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbinrip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kabbinrip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kabbinrip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kabbinrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

2. Kabbinrip loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.