Bedyikgem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy guinea pig.

Bedyikgem created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedyikgem, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bedyikgem, it will curse you with boils.

Bedyikgem's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bedyikgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Do not stand on grass.