Bossbagbess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking owl.

Bossbagbess created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbagbess, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bossbagbess, he will curse you with boils.

Bossbagbess' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bossbagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bossbagbess on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.