Jangubsas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful horse.

Jangubsas created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangubsas, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jangubsas, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jangubsas' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jangubsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of ducks.

2. Do not leap at rivers.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Never talk about geese.