Labnurldut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciful wasp.

Labnurldut created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Labnurldut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Labnurldut, it will come to you in dreams.

Labnurldut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Labnurldut's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Never eat beans on holy days.

3. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the east.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not wear coats marked with pink.