Bassfumdim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental gerbil.

Bassfumdim created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfumdim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassfumdim, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bassfumdim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bassfumdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.