Gighot Targlambun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast hare.

Gighot Targlambun created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gighot Targlambun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gighot Targlambun, she will not invite you to parties.

Gighot Targlambun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gighot Targlambun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.