Popmigvin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, humane dingo.

Popmigvin created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Popmigvin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Popmigvin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Popmigvin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Popmigvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six mice near towers.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Run away if four birds approach from the north.

5. Never skip in holy places.