Fenzodkik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet octopus.

Fenzodkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenzodkik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fenzodkik, she will turn you into a mole.

Fenzodkik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fenzodkik's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Fenzodkik first in all things.

5. Never prepare bread during winter.