Lendodtarpnellzimgancatjad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful shrew.

Lendodtarpnellzimgancatjad created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lendodtarpnellzimgancatjad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lendodtarpnellzimgancatjad, he will laugh at you.

Lendodtarpnellzimgancatjad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lendodtarpnellzimgancatjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear blue skirts.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.