Batmiscuss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm slug.

Batmiscuss created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batmiscuss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Batmiscuss, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Batmiscuss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Batmiscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not fashion tools from iron.

4. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.