Zedgilmet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving dragon.

Zedgilmet created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedgilmet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedgilmet, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zedgilmet's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zedgilmet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about spacetime near eagles while wearing violet shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your arms.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Always stare at clouds.