Vogdaptarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient ant.

Vogdaptarp created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogdaptarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vogdaptarp, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vogdaptarp's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vogdaptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in summer.

2. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.

3. Never eat peas on fasting days.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.