Gabtomjaplarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow toad.

Gabtomjaplarn created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabtomjaplarn, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabtomjaplarn, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gabtomjaplarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gabtomjaplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not leap at rivers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.