Negnulljip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient swan.

Negnulljip created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnulljip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Negnulljip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Negnulljip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Negnulljip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never prepare spinach during spring.

3. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negnulljip.

5. Never look in ponds.