Fasgenlid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy lizard.

Fasgenlid created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgenlid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fasgenlid, she will send you a sign.

Fasgenlid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fasgenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Fasgenlid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never jump near aardvarks.