Dubbumcedraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane meerkat.

Dubbumcedraw created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubbumcedraw, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dubbumcedraw, it will torture you forever.

Dubbumcedraw's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dubbumcedraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.