Tailbuddin Fassterbot Xucgessig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody dolphin.

Tailbuddin Fassterbot Xucgessig created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbuddin Fassterbot Xucgessig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tailbuddin Fassterbot Xucgessig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tailbuddin Fassterbot Xucgessig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tailbuddin Fassterbot Xucgessig's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.