Cinpodzen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing hare.

Cinpodzen created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinpodzen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinpodzen, he will turn you into a plant.

Cinpodzen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cinpodzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Pray only in shadows.