Paglitbomkadgomvab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous shark.

Paglitbomkadgomvab created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paglitbomkadgomvab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paglitbomkadgomvab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Paglitbomkadgomvab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Paglitbomkadgomvab's Holy Commandments

1. Paglitbomkadgomvab loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Always cleanse water with water.