Stighudgomzagpomflisfig Ponponsab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart hippopotamus.

Stighudgomzagpomflisfig Ponponsab created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Stighudgomzagpomflisfig Ponponsab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stighudgomzagpomflisfig Ponponsab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stighudgomzagpomflisfig Ponponsab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stighudgomzagpomflisfig Ponponsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Always remove corsets before touching nickel.