Bepfemrull is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable hydra.

Bepfemrull created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfemrull, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bepfemrull, she will be very unhappy.

Bepfemrull's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bepfemrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Run away from turquoise doves, for they are unholy.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.