Nulfatyart is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful hydra.

Nulfatyart created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulfatyart, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulfatyart, it will manifest in front of you.

Nulfatyart's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nulfatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.