Sidabrill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent mongoose.

Sidabrill created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidabrill, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidabrill, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sidabrill's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sidabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Always store melons above ground.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about badgers.