Godratvon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm raccoon.

Godratvon created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godratvon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godratvon, she will destroy your home planet.

Godratvon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Godratvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. You must love Godratvon.

4. Never gather seven aardvarks in one place.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.