Wipsigveg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise manatee.

Wipsigveg created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsigveg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipsigveg, he will turn you into a frog.

Wipsigveg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wipsigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always store beans above ground.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never wear pink trousers.