Hugkimbum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical swan.

Hugkimbum created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugkimbum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugkimbum, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hugkimbum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hugkimbum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three foxes approach from the south.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near goats while wearing purple skirts and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Never mix cherries with water.

5. Hugkimbum loves dogs, so they must be respected.