Abhamqueegomtcetxembaststik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited fairy.

Abhamqueegomtcetxembaststik created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abhamqueegomtcetxembaststik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Abhamqueegomtcetxembaststik, he will try to impress you with trees.

Abhamqueegomtcetxembaststik's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Abhamqueegomtcetxembaststik's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.

3. Always remove corsets before touching aluminium.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.