Raplit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Raplit created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raplit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Raplit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Raplit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Raplit's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five dolphins in one place.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Raplit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Raplit loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Raplit.