Padfunren is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent deer.

Padfunren created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Padfunren, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Padfunren, he will turn you into a mouse.

Padfunren's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Padfunren's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from turquoise grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never travel toward the east during spring.