Cam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing centaur.

Cam created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cam, she will turn you into a rock.

Cam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Cam first in all things.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.