Fadbemkangan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fussy dingo.

Fadbemkangan created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbemkangan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadbemkangan, it will think nothing of it.

Fadbemkangan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fadbemkangan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fadbemkangan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Never chant while facing north.

5. Do not record numbers concerning comets.