Tanmigsag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent dingo.

Tanmigsag created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanmigsag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tanmigsag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tanmigsag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tanmigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tanmigsag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.