Lakdamsak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable dingo.

Lakdamsak created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakdamsak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lakdamsak, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lakdamsak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lakdamsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix cucumbers with blood.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Never stain your feet with purple.