Fobvincar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful newt.

Fobvincar created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobvincar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobvincar, it will curse you with boils.

Fobvincar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fobvincar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bread upon stone.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing purple tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.