Fobbopdudspag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing hummingbird.

Fobbopdudspag created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobbopdudspag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fobbopdudspag, he will turn you into a worm.

Fobbopdudspag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fobbopdudspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.