Withogsan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring lobster.

Withogsan created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Withogsan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Withogsan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Withogsan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Withogsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to gulls while wearing indigo corsets.