Gebragtip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, conceited tapir.

Gebragtip created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gebragtip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gebragtip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gebragtip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gebragtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gebragtip.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.