Pagominrull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical narwhal.

Pagominrull created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagominrull, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pagominrull, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pagominrull's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pagominrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. You must love Pagominrull.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Worship no other gods but Pagominrull.