Catbomsand is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy dragon.

Catbomsand created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catbomsand, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Catbomsand, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Catbomsand's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Catbomsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Hide from mauve nematodes for they are unholy.