Targhincit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered gorilla.

Targhincit created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhincit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targhincit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Targhincit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Targhincit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never play with disobedient children.