Taddossxin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous scorpion.

Taddossxin created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taddossxin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Taddossxin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Taddossxin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Taddossxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not bounce in public.