Cumnuljad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, wise chicken.

Cumnuljad created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumnuljad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cumnuljad, it will turn you into a dog.

Cumnuljad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cumnuljad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near bats while wearing pink shorts and balancing three silver spheres on your back.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always maintain patience during holy days.

4. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

5. Do not place nuts upon stone.