Lanrotged is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering dragon.

Lanrotged created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanrotged, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lanrotged, she will destroy your home solar system.

Lanrotged's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lanrotged's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during summer.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never look in ponds.